Heavensjoke, 37

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Sebring, FL, USA

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All I need now is intellectual intercourse...

I am my own rainbow I am looking for someone smart, funny, and easy going. Ultimately, I would like to settle down. I am not 100% on the whole having kids thing yet, but I do love spending time with other people's kids. I am sure I could be swayed if the right person came along but at this point in my life, I am too selfish to have a kid or date someone with a kid.

I am a raver to the core, even though I don't get to go to raves too much these days. I am not 420 friendly... I am 420 necessary.

As far as the type of men and women I like, I don't discriminate. I am not as concerned with looks as most people are. I would be lying if I said physical attraction wasn't necessary but I like women and men of all shapes and sizes.

About Me

Gender Female

Orientation Pansexual, Polysexual

Height 5'03"

Weight 280 lbs

Body Type thick, voluptuous, fat and proud, pleasantly plump

Movies sci-fi, comedy, horror, action, drama, steamy, indie, romantic comedy, bollywood, animation, classics, psychological thrillers, mockumentaries, fantasy

Orientation pansexual

Eye Color brown

Hair Color red, depends on the day of the week

Ethnicity Caucasian

Relationship single - never married, polyamorous

Have Kids no - do not want kids

Education Level college grad

Profession Food Service

Income level that's private

Do you smoke? socially, only when I drink, hookah, 420

I currently live with pets, with roommate(s)

Socially, I am home body, social butterfly, flirt, better in small groups, comic relief, a couch potato, anti-social, loner, class clown, a total freak, dealing with OCD

Political Views green party, socialist, liberal, progressive, independent

Food Related Carnivore, Omnivore, Chocoholic, Indian, French, Japanese, Chinese, Comfort, Italian, Spicy, Sushi, Eat Out Frequently, Fine Dining, Soul Food, Gluten-free Diet, BRAINS!!!, Diet Phobic, Hot Sauce on Everything, Mediterranean, Caribbean, Organic, Thai, Mexican

Personality activist, nerd, fun loving, professional, punk, total slacker, introvert, liberal, flirt, romantic, intellectual, tree hugger, loner, lover, geek, frugal, thrifty, clown, artistic, freak

Individuality piercings, tattoos, nudist, psychic, vampire, cougar, werewolf, circus clown, artist, paranormal believer, ghost hunter, freak

Religious Views Atheist

I'm looking for travel companion, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, dating, fun, something interesting, soulmate, mr. right, mr. right now, miss right, miss right now

My Sign i was born in july, cancer : june 21-july 22

Pets Dogs, Cats, Fish

Gender Female

Music Punk, Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Classical, Dance, Folk, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Metal, Motown, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rock, Screamo, Techno, Trance, Reggae, Ska, Soul, Funk

Hair Style dreadlocks

Fitness & Sports yoga, swimming, walking, dancing

Health Related alternative medicine, eastern medicine, herbalism, holistic treatment, homeopathy, western medicine, naturopathy, therapy, obsessive-compulsive disorder

Languages English, Pig Latin, The Language of Love, Pirate

Looking for

Relationship divorced, separated, single, single - never married, widowed

Have Kids yes, no - open to adoption, no - maybe with the right person, no - definitely want them though, yes - single parent home

Their Education Level Bachelor's Degree, college grad, currently in college, Doctorate, graduate school, high school grad, Master's Degree, post-Graduate, some college

Do they smoke? electronic cigarettes, 420, ceremonial smoking, clove cigarettes, for medicinal purposes, hookah, no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, pipe, socially

Do they drink? beer, socially, no, only blood, wine, in recovery

Political Views democrat, green party, not interested in politics, independent, liberal, libertarian, progressive, socialist, the conservative party (canada), the conservative party (uk), the labour party (uk), the liberal party (canada), the liberal democrats (uk)

Personality lover, pirate, nerd, preppy, professional, punk, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, tree hugger, liberal, activist, artistic, burner (burning man participant), clown, coffeeholic, dominatrix, extrovert, fashionista, frugal, fun loving, geek, hipster, intellectual, loner, introvert, flirt

Gender Female, Male

Languages Italian, Latin, Hebrew, Greek, German, French, English, Leet, Na'vi, Pig Latin, Pirate, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish, The Language of Love, Elvish

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