Since I don't have much faith in that, I'll substitute the basics, & save the best and the worst for later, that work for you?
I'm fairly blunt, without trying to hurt feelings, and I prefer others be the same with me. I've been with enough women in my life to know I'm not exactly gay, but I've also been with enough men to know that I'm not "Hetero" either... basically, I "Love" Women, and have fun with Women AND Men. The only time I ever tried swinging with a man AND a woman, well, it just didn't work WITH THAT COUPLE, & I've never really tried to start that type of relationship since. My 1st & 2nd wives were bi, and we played with her friends, but we never tried bringing a Bi guy into it... for some reason it's just never been something I'v intentionally sought. Funny how how the things you look for in a realationship change as you age (grin)
Ultimately, I'd like to meet a Bi Gal who likes to play with others occasionally. Until then, I'm open to at least chatting with anyone... so long as I don't have to type fast!

I'm about 5'8"-5'9" tall, about 130lb, with a shaved head , a short neat goatee & fur from the neck down (grin)
I'd rather laugh than cry, rather grin than frown Prefer the country to the city, but have to escape the country every now & then too.
I'd rather sit than stand, rather stretch out then sit, and I do Lazy better than most, But I've been known to work my butt off for what I want, or climb a distant wooded hill looking for some PEACE & QUIET!
I'm looking to meet Women, Men, & Couples for Friendship & Fun. I'm hoping this isn't just another "h--k--p" Site... but if it is, I Do like to have some occasional "Spontaneous Fun" (grin) along the way to meeting any "Significant Others"

If asked what I'm NOT attracted to, I have to say that over-sized bodies don't really turn me on.
(Did I SHHPELLL All That Right?)
Until I think of more to add her