Monkeysfrommars, 56

Greetings,

We are a happily married couple looking to expand our s----l horizons. We are not just seeking a random h--k-p. We want to find a guy who will also be a good friend. She needs to get to know the guy over a few dates before there can be any sort of physical activities, so we really need him to be patient with us.

He is 45, she is 51. We are not too picky about ages but we must both find you attractive. She has rather eclectic tastes, so it is hard to predict which men she will find attractive.

We are also seeking to conquer the world using hi-tech animatronic drone teddy bears. A bisexual dating site is obviously not the ideal place to find brilliant drone generals, but if you happen to be one you will get extra points!

We have gone on a few dates with guys but they did not go any further, either because the guys were too impatient or just made us uncomfortable. We've also had guys flake out and not show up. We have kids (really awesome kids) and thus do not have lots of free time. This means we need to hire a babysitter and arrange things in order to have date nights. For that reason, if we make plans please be real and really willing to meet us.

Getting back to animatronics: Those moving Santa Clause robots are about the scariest thing we've ever seen. We would sure love to build a few as part of our army - what do you think? Rudolph can shoot lasers from his nose.