Phatcamp, 41

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. That's not my real name but if you want to know I will tell you in an e-mail. If you get my username and that last reference then we will probably get along smashingly. I am a strong INTJ, that means I am introverted, methodical and I have an unquenchable thirst for knowledge. This is evident by my first words happening about 10 seconds after the first time I walked when I proclaimed "I did it!" I am an uber geek with lingerings of my punk adolescent roots. I've been tear gassed and pepper sprayed by the police before but those days are largely behind me now. My brain is like a sponge and I'm fascinated by things such as insects, criminology, and body modification. I used to skateboard every day and have the bum knee's to prove it. I am lactose intolerant but love mac and cheese with a passion. I think Bruce Campbell is a golden god and I love crappy B-movies. I am 29 going on 18. After years of slacking I am working hard on getting my s--- together and I can say that I can see the light at the end of the tunnel where I can start off an awesome career and move onto my next goals.